If I was a pop star,
I’d sing my songs just for you
If I was a miner,
I’d dig for gold just for you
If I was a fisherman,
I’d fill my nets for you
If I was like Orpheus,
I’d play on the harp for you

If I was Charlie Chaplin,
I’d ask to dance with you
If I was Marlon Brando,
I’d make a film just of us two
If I was Edgar Degas,
I’d paint a portrait of you
If I was Johannes Bach,
I could prove my love for you

If I was a man of means,
My meaning in life would still be you
If I was a millionaire,
I would still be indebted to you

If I was an actor,
I’d act my best for you
If I was the taxman,
I’d collect all dues just for you
If I was a lone guitar,
I’d sing the blues just for you
If I was a motorcar,
I’d go all the way with you
If I ever do go far,
I’ll dedicate it all to you